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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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A great flame follows a little spark.
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It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
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There is a serious defect in the thinking of someone who wants–more than anything...
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It’s not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It’s what you...
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
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Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
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SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
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I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the...