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Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to...
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
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Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to...
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If nature made you a giver, your hands are born open, and so is...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Hypocrisy, the lie, is the true sister of evil, intolerance, and cruelty.
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A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil but it needs...
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Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.
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All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have...
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Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Critisize me, and I may not...