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The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants...
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The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
Quote #27565
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
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Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like...
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They think to little who talk to much.
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There’s folks ‘ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i’...
Quote #904
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...
Quote #31481
The direction of a man’s thought is always the decisive factor in his personality....
Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Quote #28145
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...