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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you...
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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As I rejected amnesty, so I reject revenge. I ask all Americans who ever...
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You are today where your thoughts have brought you you will be tomorrow where...
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life...
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Ardeat ipsa licet, tormentia gaudet amantis. (Though she may herself burn, she delights in...
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The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit...
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Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...