Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #21341
Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons – that’s philosophy.
Quote #4394
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
Quote #27027
Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first nationalism, when hate for...
Quote #6055
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #29547
Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably...
Quote #1281
“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #20213
The measure of a man’s real character is what he would do if he...