Quote #359
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Quote #24416
There is no discipline in the world so severe as the discipline of experience...
Quote #7109
A multitude of words is no proof of a prudent mind.
Quote #20336
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
Quote #33556
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #1822
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #19920
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
Quote #20628
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...