Quote #6078
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read...
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #7644
No man is demolished but by himself.
Quote #30073
It is a fine seasoning for joy to think of those we love.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #34278
Hold a book in your hand and you’re a pilgrim at the gates of...
Quote #10214
We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts.
Quote #26935
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
Quote #15167
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor...
Quote #32478
Pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered.