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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
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I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #1465
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #29244
Adversity draws men together and produces beauty and harmony in life’s relationships, just as...
Quote #32657
Hamlet is a course and barbarous play. One might think the work is the...
Quote #31102
Nothing said to us, nothing we can learn from others, reaches us so deep...
Quote #23795
Results Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand...
Quote #27184
Its the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
Quote #908
In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful...