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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
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History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
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Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject ourselves, or we know where...
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Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
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I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #25526
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
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The sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof reminded me of the...
Quote #22226
Jerry I am out here for you. You don’t know what it’s like to...
Quote #10273
Envy is the consuming desire to have everybody else as unsuccessful as you are.