Quote #16817
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #30140
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and...
Quote #30876
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #33197
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
Quote #20774
Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement.
Quote #24541
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
Quote #15812
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #15725
When I was young I had an elderly friend who used often to ask...
Quote #29674
A man cannot do good before he is made good.