Quote #2773
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the...
Quote #2735
I epitomize America.
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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #12957
People come up to me and say, “Emo, do people really come up to...
Quote #27340
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #2334
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created...
Quote #15088
Genius might well be defined as the ability to makes a platitude sound as...
Quote #32591
Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Quote #413
People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a...