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A person who can acquire no property, can have no other interest but to...
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Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty...
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
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Keep thy religion to thyself.
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Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more...
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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Our life is frittered away by detail. An honest man has hardly need to...
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
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Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits,...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...