Quote #29581
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Quote #33218
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #359
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #17644
If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
Quote #13975
We teach them proper principles and let them govern themselves.
Quote #6074
Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in...
Quote #279
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
Quote #8450
To know one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to...
Quote #31536
You can often measure a person by the size of his dream.