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Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat.
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Our quaint metaphysical opinions, in an hour of anguish, are like playthings by the...
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens...
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Some men never seem to grow old. Always active in thought, always ready to...
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Memories, important yesterdays, were once todays. Treasure and notice today.
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.