Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
Quote #1914
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...
Quote #18730
The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.
Quote #23812
It’s useful that there should be Gods, so let’s believe there are.
Quote #32841
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #2236
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Quote #21047
No great man lives in vain. The history of the world is but the...
Quote #28026
Books won’t stay banned. They won’t burn. Ideas won’t go to jail. In the...
Quote #12644
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you. Never...
Quote #23506
Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.