Quote #11025
Alea Iacta est… (the dice is cast)
Quote #5936
The softest things in the world to overcome the hardest things in the world.
Quote #10117
About foxhunting: The unspeakable chasing the uneatable.
Quote #21903
The joy that isn’t shared dies young.
Quote #28401
I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #26309
There’s a moment coming. It’s not here yet. It’s still on the way. It’s...
Quote #32501
It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.