Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #7897
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #2139
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Quote #12515
And think not you can direct the course of love, for love, if it...
Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #28157
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #24304
It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give...
Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #2443
A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Quote #26202
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.