Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #6811
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote #7718
So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the...
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #3290
In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top.
Quote #4933
The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
Quote #1205
Do not speak ill of the dead.
Quote #15439
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
Quote #30710
Remember, a closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #2347
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.