Quote #28816
If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the...
Quote #23518
The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
Quote #34840
If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #15401
A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth...
Quote #4629
Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
Quote #28159
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #2564
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #482
I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew...
Quote #2863
But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the system,...