Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #14517
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #28345
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much...
Quote #34082
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Quote #33787
The ideal engineer is a composite … He is not a scientist, he is...
Quote #27506
Ultimately we know deeply that the other side of every fear is a freedom.
Quote #9905
I think people want their illusions and writers are mostly illusion. When you read...
Quote #14457
There is no connection between the political ideas of our educated class and the...