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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
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If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can’t, you’re...
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Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
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When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you...
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There are two things in particular that it failed to foresee:...
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An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier...
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History is a better guide than good intentions.