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When you get right down to it, one of the most important tasks of...
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My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
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Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have...
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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #31243
The smaller the understanding of the situation, the more pretentious the form of expression.
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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It is rash to condemn where you are ignorant.
Quote #10670
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.