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Be civil to all sociable to many familiar with few friend to one enemy...
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Of no mortal say, ‘That man is happy,’ till vexed by no grievous ill...
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He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand but the hand of the...
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
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It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought...
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom...
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Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But...