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Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing...
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible...
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The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I...
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My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But, ah,...
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The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older...
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
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Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.