Quote #29671
I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
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In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom…Make...
Quote #2286
Every government is run by liars. Nothing they say should be believed.
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
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Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It’s...
Quote #1599
A bully is not reasonable – he is persuaded only by threats.
Quote #8325
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #8834
The best mirror is an old friend.