Quote #34679
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
Quote #22725
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #17790
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #30675
To live only for some future goal is shallow. It’s the sides of the...
Quote #729
Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others...
Quote #33727
Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and...
Quote #4175
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for...