Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #26888
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
Quote #30831
The hammer shatters glass but forges steel.
Quote #9077
Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it...
Quote #24451
‘Tis an old saying, the Devil lurks behind the cross. All is not gold...
Quote #34237
Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
Quote #9359
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Quote #27977
The chimerical pursuit of perfection is always linked to some important deficiency, frequently the...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...