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The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the...
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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For every living creature that succeeds in getting a footing in life there are...
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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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Creditors have better memories than debtors.
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I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to...
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
Quote #7384
Nothing can be pleasing which is not also becoming.