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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Quote #1141
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
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Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as...
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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
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We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
Quote #6904
Be fit for more than the thing you are now doing. Let everyone know...
Quote #24988
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
Quote #28288
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ‘Watch For Rocks.’ Marta...
Quote #34598
It really doesnt matter if the person who hurt you deserves to be forgiven....