Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #22416
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To...
Quote #20751
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #7582
Consistency is the quality of a stagnant mind.
Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #24831
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of...
Quote #34032
I think it’s them…Men. They have no fortitude. They’re always dying or skedaddling off...
Quote #19476
Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don’t take it seriously,...