Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #3038
It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
Quote #28211
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Quote #33296
All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. (1954)
Quote #24116
Life … would give her everything of consequence, life would shape her, not we....
Quote #10224
Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
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Character is what God and the angels know of us; reputation is what men...
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Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of...
Quote #19868
Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out...
Quote #31174
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.