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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the...
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People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming...
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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to...
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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I believe there is no source of deception in the investigation of nature which...
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You could not step twice into the same rivers; for other waters are ever...
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Blind belief is dangerous.
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...