Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #7489
The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable...
Quote #5053
The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...
Quote #28426
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
Quote #10105
Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I...
Quote #23030
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Quote #3930
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
Quote #24529
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #15996
Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always...