Quote #28823
There is something about poverty that smells like death.
Quote #26935
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
Quote #28198
Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
Quote #32370
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.
Quote #18306
The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #21614
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless...
Quote #17523
If you let conditions stop you from working, they’ll always stop you.
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #24433
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #22202
I consider my ability to arouse enthusiasm among men the greatest asset I possess....