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A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not...
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Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I...
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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Existence, as we know it, is full of sorrow. To mention only one minor...
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I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
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Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by...
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My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
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A soft answer turneth away wrath.
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Get busy living or get busy dying.
Quote #5693
There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of...