Quote #13669
Weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human...
Quote #31423
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
Quote #28170
Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the...
Quote #29873
The important thing is to learn a lesson every time you lose.
Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
Quote #13312
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #28931
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring...
Quote #2465
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #32340
Yesterday’s failures are today’s seeds That must be diligently planted to be able to...