Quote #32993
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
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Nothing is easier than the expenditure of public money. It doesn’t appear to belong...
Quote #31176
I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
Quote #9592
A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run...
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason...
Quote #8830
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always...
Quote #24860
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #9038
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.