Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
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As I get older, I’ve learned to listen to people rather than accuse them...
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They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
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Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
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I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion...
Quote #8610
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...
Quote #31861
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Quote #10152
Knowing is half the battle.