Quote #22559
No news at 430 a.m. is good.
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #11919
My dreams were all my own; I accounted them to nobody; They were my...
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I’ve learned that you can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of...
Quote #28569
A generation which ignores history has no past and no future.
Quote #32540
A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old...
Quote #23063
Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #2450
We become what we think about all day long.