Quote #16739
The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
Quote #15203
If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves.
Quote #22857
There are in fact two things, science and opinion the former begets knowledge, the...
Quote #24206
I like neither new clothes nor new kinds of food.
Quote #21353
The thin and precarious crust of decency is all that separates any civilization, however...
Quote #28238
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #19563
Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #8623
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
Quote #32884
Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.