Karl Kraus Quote #2335 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28399 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up...
Dave Barry Quote #20543 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Tao Le Ching Quote #26539 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The more you know, the less you understand.
Richard J. Ferris, president, United Airlines Quote #2814 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Samuel Johnson Quote #3285 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
Akhenaton Quote #24773 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The barb in the arrow of childhood suffering is this its intense loneliness, its...
Liz Winston Quote #428 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
Ovid Quote #23812 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s useful that there should be Gods, so let’s believe there are.