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My belief has always been … that wherever in this land any individual’s constitutional...
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A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot...
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I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it.
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Favorite animal: steak.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Christmas gift suggestions To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend,...
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If a man harbors any sort of fear, it … makes him landlord to...
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You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?...
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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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There is more to life than increasing its speed