Quote #11937
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about...
Quote #13514
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
Quote #1898
Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.
Quote #17675
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and...
Quote #3853
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and...
Quote #4223
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Quote #33215
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
Quote #10998
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone...
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #26099
I believe that all wisdom consists in caring immensely for a few right things,...