Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28253 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Henny Youngman Quote #33267 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
Charles Dickens Quote #6421 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your...
Anais Nin Quote #16547 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you...
Charles M. Schulz Quote #34784 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
William Shakespeare Quote #20894 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No, ’tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all...
Edward Irving Koch Quote #29298 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We’re in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment,...
Matrix, The Quote #24376 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Neo I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that...
H. L. Mencken Quote #2242 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Clare Booth Luce Quote #546 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.