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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28253

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Henny Youngman

Quote #33267

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
Charles Dickens

Quote #6421

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your...
Anais Nin

Quote #16547

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you...
Charles M. Schulz

Quote #34784

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
William Shakespeare

Quote #20894

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
No, ’tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all...
Edward Irving Koch

Quote #29298

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
We’re in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment,...
Matrix, The

Quote #24376

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Neo I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that...
H. L. Mencken

Quote #2242

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Clare Booth Luce

Quote #546

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.
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