Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
Quote #6421
Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your...
Quote #16547
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you...
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #20894
No, ’tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all...
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We’re in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment,...
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Neo I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that...
Quote #2242
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Quote #546
Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.