Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
Quote #29108
The more things change, the more they are the same.
Quote #26080
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
Quote #14451
The finest eloquence is that which gets things done; the worst is that which...
Quote #23186
The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
Quote #7472
They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.
Quote #24828
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...
Quote #15274
A cold in the head cause less suffering than an idea.
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #28369
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...