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It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people,...
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For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and...
Quote #28038
History repeats itself historians repeat each other.
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We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we...
Quote #11373
Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
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If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with...
Quote #16316
The greatest power that a person possesses is the power to choose.