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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
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It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
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The only way to have a friend is to be one.
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When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those...
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Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
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What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person...
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The society of women is the element of good manners.
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Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.
Quote #17172
A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was...