Quote #3003
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Quote #25968
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
Quote #13948
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
Quote #23954
Theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight...
Quote #30051
When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #24068
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #11745
Those who try to give us advice on matters of human rights do nothing...
Quote #1565
We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.