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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
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Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
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Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
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I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
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Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to...
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It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
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To state a theorem and then to show examples is literally to teach backwards.
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EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us...