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Wisdom does not show itself so much in precept as in life – in...
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
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Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive,...
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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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Actions have consequences…first rule of life. And the second rule is this – you...
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I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
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The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
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Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes… but no plans.